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Asian hottie

We are and were in the same lit classes. You don’t talk much and you seem a little cold so I never gathered up courage to talk to you. I found you quite attractive and I loved your final project for Intro to Media. I saw you at Kline today (5/18). You were wearing white crop top and denim shorts. You rocked that cotton top with your flat belly and provocative nipples. I am guessing you weigh no more than eighty pounds and your compactness made me tremble with bad thoughts. Be my Euny?

Re re hey: I think this about me.

you wear cargo shorts, which I find endearing. 

you’re like a cuter version of justin beiber with better curves.

sometimes i see you with qsa queers. 

I have a girlfriend, but I wrote this so you could know how sexy you are — don’t doubt that. I don’t really know you at all, but I’m sure your interior matches your exterior :)

Circus Freaks

Thank you, you sexy—yippee ki yay—mother fuckers.  

barefoot spirit elf child of the trees

I saw you tonight, front/center row at the circus.
Often you are barefoot, or in that tree…sometimes both.
Your flawless pale skin, beautiful yet sad blue blue eyes, hidden by straight as hay dark brown hair. You are my moon in the night. You are the elf boy.
I’ve heard you’re sweet as honey, and destined to go down in art history. I admire your svelte body, and would love to get to know it better.
I want to unravel the mystery that you are.
Though you don’t really know me, we’ve met once….but we should meet again. 

Re: Blue?

(haha my cryptogram sucked oh well) You are the one acting like a sleuth,  bubble bubble, etc. Misty cauldron. Or have I misconnected to your missed connection miss? Connection?! Miffed, con(f/c)ession.

You had the most mesmerizing hat and mind (likewise pretty + nice ‘do). Another delusion (illusion/allusion): you are the snow that never arrived that winter. But also I had (wtf have) a lover and breaking hearts feels like breaking life, all those fucking cracks. Muse confusion.

Re: catharsis: feeling better, falling backwards, or fucking awkward. Closure: it wasn’t open? Sure. Music conclusion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZviYmTMpBXE

already taken Samba, library, and just now Kingston bound cutie

I was naming who I thought were the five best looking guys at Bard College last night drunkenly with a few friends and, despite my friends having no idea who you are, you were the first person I thought of. I know you notice how I can’t stop looking at you, and how enviously I stared at you and your thin, blonde, tall, stylin gazelle of the girlfriend smooching the library. I like to think of myself as less of a creep and more of a social observer, but take this as you will. Anyway, I almost came up to you eating your burger to tell you how incredibly beautiful and friendly you look. Your dark skin, your broad shoulders, your ever so mussed hair, and your light brown eyes. Your perfect smile and your button downs and expensive shoes. I don’t usually like your level of perfection but damn boy when you even glance at the person BEHIND me I get weak in the knees. I think you’re graduating. I liked having Samba with you even though we never spoke. Hope you stay pretty and date outside of your league one day, because I’ll be waiting.

:)

re: Dear Sexy Blonde Girl,

This might not be me, maybe it is, I don’t really care because either way you should pursue it. If it is about me, this (friday) is my last night here and I don’t have a boyfriend.  I probably do know you if we have class together. If you see me (maybe at the surrealist circus??), say hi! I won’t bite! 

last name wonder ween first name cott! rhymes with.

I don’t know you, but I think you know me! you’re a beauty. I’d like to get to know you next year.

Dionysus kid,

We keep looking at each other. I saw you do that double-take at the film screening when you walked by the front row…then at Murrays earlier this week, we kept looking back at forth at each other. A week or so ago you drove past me in your red Prius on 9g.

At The Music Tapes you had a permanent look of awe on your face that matched how I felt; I appreciate that you aren’t someone who thinks apathy is cool.

I’d be curious to hang out with you if you’re around after classes end. You have a weird fan following at this point but I’m just looking for interesting conversation (peut-être en français?)